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Taking the Puente to Portugal

Today’s post is set to be a long one, but don’t worry, there will be photos to break up the text and make it bearable. To start with I would like to thank each and every one of you for reading this crap every time that I post something. The primary incentive to write all this was a competition I entered after Christmas whereby the participant with the most views by May 1st would win £250. The big day has passed and the winner has been announced……..
 
It wasn’t me, but actually I’m not that bothered. Somehow I’ve come to enjoy writing the posts you read and sharing the fun experiences with you all, so rather than jacking it in and stopping writing now that I can’t win anything, i’m going to carry on till the bitter end of my year abroad, as there will be plenty of things to write about yet to come. But thank you anyway one and all, I hope it’s been as interesting and fun for you to read as it has for me to write, and I hope you’ll keep reading too.
 
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Now back to business- this past weekend has been what is known as a Puente (bridge) weekend, as Thursday was a national holiday across Spain, and the school I work in decided they should take Friday off too and get an early start on the weekend. A 4 day weekend basically, with Friday acting as a bridge from Thursday till Saturday, hence the name ‘puente.’ Pretty logical really… Having been to Portugal only once before and thoroughly enjoyed the short time I spent there, I thought that with such a nice long weekend to waste I might as well waste it in the glorious 30 degree Portuguese sun, and in the words of my friend who came with me ‘why not?’ We set off on Thursday rather early, at an ungodly 4:30 AM from Vigo on the bus to Oporto, where we were supposed to get a connecting bus within half an hour down to Lisbon. 
 
However when we arrived, having not slept on the bus due to insane GTA driving and terribly uncomfortable seats that didn’t recline we were told by a grumpy b*stard in the bus station in Oporto that the next bus wasn’t for 2 hours and we had to wait in the cold waiting room while he slept under blankets spread out over most of the seats. Cue 2 hours of cold shivering on hard plastic seats while grumbling under my breath. Eventually the bus did indeed arrive and we were able to get on and sit in the warm, although once again the seat I happened to choose failed to recline any more than half an inch. This became somewhat of a recurring thing over the course of the weekend, much to my annoyance and my friends delight, as every other seat seemed to be cooperative while mine were constantly mugging me off.
 
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everyone else’s seats went back like these ones… but not the ones on my bus, ‘coz that would just be too comfy right?
Having decided that so far the weekend wasn’t going to plan and being both tired and uncomfortable, we eventually arrived in sunny Lisbon and headed out towards Sintra, the first stop on our (sort of) tour of the greater Lisboa area. I won’t go into detail about how long it took to get tickets sorted to Sintra, nor how many times I walked straight past the ticket office without even realising. Instead i’ll pretend that it went without a hitch and the next thing I knew I was on the train being whisked away to what is said to be the most romantic place in Portugal.
Sintra is a small town outside Lisbon, about 45 minutes or so on the train, where the former kings of Portugal and the Moorish lords before them built fantastic holiday homes in the forms of great castles and palacial houses in the middle of a vast expanse of woodland, which are crawling with tourists like myself, wishing we could afford to live somewhere quite so nice. 
 
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the heating bill would be huge in winter…
The history of the area is long and fruitful, but on the recurring advice of my travelling companion I won’t go into it here, instead i’ll let you read about it in your own time- http://www.thenational.ae/lifestyle/travel/myths-and-history-unfold-in-castles-among-sintras-mountains
 
Upon arrival in Sintra I was taken about by how quaint and pretty it was, small winding streets with little cafes and restaurants tucked away round ever corner and trees everywhere, which is great if you’re from the countryside like myself and like to feel at home. After pottering about for a moment to get some kind of bearing on where we were we got a taxi to take us to the hotel we would be staying in, which took alot longer than either of us expected. It transpired that the hotel was roughly 10km outside of Sintra town, literally in the middle of nowhere stuck on the side of a road with nothing within half a mile left or right. Hardly suprising it was so cheap really. All was not lost however as the hotel had a pool and a fantastic back garden for sunbathing, or sun burning in my case. So the swimming shorts came out and the deck chairs were covered with the bouncing bomb towels. (For those who don’t know, that’s a reference to a beer advert back home. Carling Black Label if you’re interested to watch it) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I
 
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wasn’t huge but was more than enough
I enjoy swimming, but not in a pool where the water temperature is less than a 10th of the ambient temperature outside, it makes for quite a chilly and short swim. And so for a few hours on Thursday my friend sunbathed under a cloudless sky and I fought with frostbite in the pool, things seemed to be looking up after an all together unsuccessful journey down from Vigo at 4:30 in the morning. 
Having heard about the town a mere 3 km towards to coast from the hotel where there were nice restaurants and bars.
 
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approaching the little town on the sea front
I thought it might be worth checking out, and being an Erasmus student the first thing I went looking for in the town was a bar to get a beer, and it didn’t take long to find one. Well, more like 5 than one really. Should have known something big was coming when the waitress said ‘i’ll bring the machine out’ which could either mean they were going to brew the beer there and then, or alternatively..
 
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We didn’t start with a full one, don’t worry. Didn’t want to end up in hospital…
It was only 3 litres, which isn’t too bad split between two people, but still got us some fairly odd looks from people sat at tables all around. It took a lot less time to finish than I thought it would, and soon we were on our way.
The next day was a gloriously sunny morning, and spent rambling around the Parque Pena (pena park) in Sintra itself, where the biggest palace and terraces are to be found. Again, rather than delve into its long history i’ll merely post this- http://www.paisajelibre.com/2014/05/palacio-da-pena-palacio-vila-sintra.html  (It’s in Spanish but I’m sure Google translate will do fine)
 
I can see why some people call this area the most romantic in Portugal, as walking through the trees by the ‘lakes’ (which are actually more like fish ponds in reality) and taking in the lovely views and sounds and smells is really rather relaxing. However I was overly hot and a bit sun burnt from my swimming without sun-cream (bad idea for any pale person) and for the impromptu sun session that morning, so I found myself too busy trying to scratch my chest and legs to properly enjoy the woodland stroll. I did manage to snap a few photos of the nice views though, so you can get an idea of what I saw between scratching frenzies.
 
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fairly self explanatory.

 

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little duck house in the middle of the pond

After a nice long wait in the sun for the bus, which just like back home involved waiting for nearly 40 minutes for one bus, only to have 3 arrive at the same time, I was even more itchy than before, and getting restless. I was keen to get to Lisbon and roam around the city, and it wasn’t long before it all came together. Bags dropped at the hostel, sun cream actually applied for a change and clean shirt put on we set off out into the town. One of the things we definitely wanted to do was to go up the Santa Justa Lift (Click here for information) at dusk, to see the city at sunset, however things kept getting in the way. One such thing being alcohol and live music in a bar round the corner with a table of drunk British tourists from somewhere in the north, who put on quite a show of great British restraint by singing along loudly, clapping, and waving their lighters in the air as if they were at a Status Quo concert. The musician wasn’t too bad, but from the way the women were behaving one would think they were about to throw their underwear across the bar at him. Does anyone ever actually do that? I’ve seen it in films and such but really, does it ever truly happen?
 
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managed to snap a photo without them noticing. second time I tried the flash went off… got a bit awkward after that…
Saturday saw even more glorious sunny weather and a day of dossing around Lisbon drinking copious amounts of fruit juice and the occasional beer to keep the spirits up. My friend pointed out that this time we hadn’t been to anything really cultural, apart from Sintra. But we hadn’t been to any museums or art galleries, and our parents might be a bit disappointed. So I took it upon myself to visit a museum while my friend had a siesta. I returned to the greatest museum I’ve ever seen, the beer museum.
 
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Yes mum, I know, it doesn’t count as a real museum, but let me put it to you the way my friend articulated it- ‘learning about Portugal’s liquid empire’ (that’s not word for word accurate but I’m struggling to remember it exactly)
Once again like the last time I went to Lisbon I was offered vast amounts of Cocaine and Hash on every street corner, and enough fake RayBan’s to kit out a cruise ship despite the fact the sellers could see me sat there wearing a pair of sunglasses already. Saying ‘I’ve already got sunglasses mate’ didn’t seem to deter them, but rather encourage a debate about how many sunglasses a guy could need, and how I’m dangerously low on the food chain for only having one pair. And also how I would need some weed or LSD to go with my new sunglasses, as if I wouldn’t find such a bargain deal in spec-savers…
 
For the second night in a row we failed to make it up the Santa Justa Lift for sunset, but rather had dinner and a drink or two nearby. On Sunday morning however we did make an effort to go up the lift and to the viewpoint on the very top, from which one can see some of the best views of the city and over the river. It would have been amazing to see at dusk, which just gives me reason to go back again I guess… But time was against us to get the bus back to Vigo, so we headed out to the bus station ready for the terribly exciting 4 hour journey to Oporto, where we battled with the idea of staying another night and calling in sick at work on Monday. There really aren’t words to properly articulate how amazing both Oporto and Lisbon are, I could easily spend a week in either place and still feel like I had missed a great deal when it came time to leave. If I ever get the chance to travel in Portugal without time restraints I shall most likely be there for months, as there are so many more places to see and things to do. But then it’s the same anywhere really, there are always more things to see and do than time in which to do them.
 
Having returned to Vigo on a bus from Oporto late at night, which just like every other bus in the past 5 days offered me a seat that fails to recline at all, while my friend was all but horizontal next to me and laughing away before promptly falling fast asleep for the whole journey back, I find myself back in my room cold and tired, but satisfied. On the whole the weekend wasn’t a complete disaster. There were of course bumps in the road and the occasional worrying moment as with any holiday. But not a bad way to spend the puente (bridge weekend remember?).
Now it’s back to work and preparations for the school trip to Manchester next Thursday, so this is it for now. I’ll just leave a few more photos from the weekend here to tide you over till the next post.
 
¡Hasta Pronto!

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another of the pool just to emphasise that I had one

 

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Tried to copy the photo from the cover of the guide book… mine looks better

 


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view from a buttress over the woods

 

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Obelisk standing proud in Rossio square

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walking down restaurant lane at night

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vague attempt at an artistic shot of Sintra forest

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Interesting selection of post cards… guess which one I sent to my dad?

If you have small children nearby don’t keep scrolling yet, get them out of the way first… Should probably have said that before the previous photo, but this time you’ll understand why…

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I think it’s supposed to be a decanter… or dickanter, one of the two…

Now to end on a nice photo, the city square by night:

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You’re a pro dude! ……Wanna buy some hash?

Don’t worry yourselves, i’m not using this blog to branch out into drug dealing, however for anyone looking for drugs, head down to Lisbon and walk down the street for about 10 minutes or so. I guarentee that you will be offered almost any kind of drug you could want.

Many apologies for my great inactivity over the last few days, life has been fairly boring until this weekend, when I was lucky enough to head down to Portugal for a couple of days of relaxation and exploration. There is alot to be said about visiting Portugal, especially if one has more time than just a weekend, yet still I saw and did alot in a short time. It transpires that one can get from Vigo to Oporto (just over the border) on the bus in about an hour and a half for less than €25. With this in mind it felt wierd that I had not been to Oporto before, and from there one can get to Lisbon in 3 hours for another €25, so really there seemed little point not going.

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porto river view

Without wanting to sound like a guidebook, or an advert for the Portuguese tourism industry, I cannot reccommend Portugal enough. Oporto is a rather attractive city with a picturesque riverside running through it, with port wine distrilleries along its southern bank, and tourist sightseeing bus routes and river cruises running across from its northern bank. Under the careful instruction of a friend of mine we set off on a ‘bluebus’ sightseeing tour around the city, including a river cruise and a guided tour around one of the port wine distilleries. For unforseen reasons the river cruise boat had broken down, yet we still got to enjoy the bus tour with accompanying English audio tours and the port wine distillery with as many free glasses of strong port taster samples a guy can handle before the floor starts moving.
Among the innumerable historical sights and cultural hideaways the city has, one of the major things that stuck with me was the English audio I listened to on the bus.
The bus came with audio jacks in the seats and 16 channels of audio in different languages to choose from, ranging from Spanish, to Dutch, Finnish, Japanese, and even English with a certain degree of accuracy.

At a couple of points the man reading out the audio for the recording said things like ‘well, this is just terrible’ and started a sentence again, and at one point said ‘who translated this rubbish? It doesn’t make sense’ all of which was left on the recording to be heard by every English speaker on the bus. Made for quite an interesting ride… Once off the bus we went to a port wine distellery, quided tour and wine tasting followed, and although the tour was short and sweet, the tasting too, rather longer. Pretending to savour the flavours and such and acting like a connoiseur instead of a standard Erasmus student enjoying free booze. I ended up buying a couple of bottles of the finest cheap port money could buy… Well, when in Rome, or in this case Porto…

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some time later…

I should mention at this point that this weekend of the 25th of April carries special significance in Portugal, as it is the 40th anniversary of the Carnation Revolution that overthrew the fascist dictatorship of the Estado Novo (new state). As before, i’m told not to go into the history or i’ll bore people to death, so if you’re interested in the history, look it up here- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnation_Revolution

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In Porto there were concerts in the square, many red carnations floating about, fireworks and great amounts of shouting and chanting. At first it was quite disconcerting to be surrouned by drunk Portugese men and women screaming ‘Fascismo nunca mais!’ (Faschism never again) and staring at me and my friend for not joining in, but all was well and we didn’t get lynched for not wearing a carnation and screaming like crazy.

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how we felt when surrounded by shouting drunks

The next day saw me travel to Lisbon and get a bit lost on the metro. Eventually we found the hostel and set off out into the city. I fell in love with Lisbon within about half an hour, and cannot express enough how great a place it is to go. The weather was fantastic too which certainly helps. It being the weekend of the 25th of April the city was crawling with happy people wearing red Carnations and selling them too, and military personnel showing off the might of the Portugese marines to aspiring young children like myself. There is far too much to be said about the city and its beauty, it took 3 separate sightseeing bus tours and a rather interesting ride on an acient tram to see even a third of the city. If one were to go again you would have to spend at least 4 days in Lisbon alone to really experience it properly, so mark my words, i’ll be going back pretty soon…

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Wouldn’t be an Erasmus holiday without a trip to the liquor store

Rather than go into great detail about all we got up to, which would take a while, i’ll instead leave a few photos for you. However one sight definitly worth mentioning, and an essential stop on any Erasmus trip of any kind- the beer museum ‘the world of Portugese beers’ which did exactly what it says on the tin. (No pun intended)
After a really brief walk around a 3 room museum with tonnes of great beer adverts from all over the former Portugese colonies, and broken air conditioning I somehow got the urge for a cold pint or four, and when the need arises one cannot ignore it…
I neglected to photograph the menu, which would have demonstrated well the great extent of the beer range available. But take my word for it, a normal person would be holding on to the bar to stop the floor flying away after about a third of the list.

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again, Erasmus roots prevail…

After some rather tasty and cold beers we set off to explore again, and once again I won’t list all the sights and sounds except a lovely guy I spoke to in the Hardrock Cafe who said ‘you’re a pro dude’ when he learned i’m an English teacher in Spain and invited me to his house in Istanbul where a new cafe has just opened. And then the great proliferation of seedy blokes in leather jackets and fake Ray Bans selling hash to anyone and everyone despite the city being crawling with police and soldiers. As previously mentioned it takes roughly 10-15 minutes of standing in the street looking like a bit of a tourist before someone will come over, hold their hand low by their waist and mutter ‘eh my friend, hashish? Weed? You want weed? Everybody want weed’ then walk off rather fast when told awkwardly ‘oh, no thank you, but good luck selling to someone else.’ If I was a regular user I doubt I would have left Lisbon at all, but since its only recreational for me, I thought I could survive on the weed I took with me…

By the way that was entirely a joke mum. Seriously don’t worry i’m not a pothead. stop crying, calm down… No, no don’t call the police! I’m sorry!

In all seriousness though the sheer number of people selling hash and what looked like block Heroin was quite suprising, and after a while it became easy to spot who was going to sell to you coming from about 100m away. Having only ever been offered weed before in the toilets of really down market bars by someone half passed out in the sink and once by a school kid, it was wierd to be constantly waving people off while trying to take photos of the scenery. Apart from that though Lisbon is a fantastic city to visit, and especially if you’re a fan of hash…

I’ll sign off now but will just make a quick point too. On the bus on the way back to Vigo last night we were ‘blessed’ by the company of four rather loud and expressive American girls who really shouldn’t have been as excited as they were at 10pm, and certainly should have considered that there are other people all over the place who speak English too and some who were trying to sleep. After several minutes of doing the very British thing of giving them evils and expecting them to figure out that I wanted them to shut up they turned to me and asked ‘oh do you speak English? Sorry, if you want to sleep then you picked the wrong seat haha.’
Upon being told quietly that yes, I do speak English, and yes, we would like to sleep if they wouldn’t mind, they got a bit embarrassed and started to quieten down a bit.

The lesson is this- to all those loud people out there on busses late at night, be careful what you say and how loud you say it. You never know who is listening, whether they want to or not, and whether you taking the piss out of their accent before even making sure that there isn’t anyone with that accent in the vicinity is a good idea. If I wasn’t British and therefore bound by some kind of genetic inability to complain loudly I might have said something to the girls sooner, and next time I promise I will… Or at least i’ll try, but most likely get embarrassed, go bright red and hide behind my shirt collar. But the point stands, be careful how loud you are, and if you’re gonna be rude about a group of people, do so in a language they couldn’t possibly understand.

Oh, and before I forget (again) Happy Birthday mum! x